|1. HSADCC Staff Adorned The Dining Room In Independence Day Paraphernalia! 🎈
The Lead Paraprofessional of Heaven Sent Adult Daycare Center (HSADCC) got FANCY! The Dining Room was adorned with two tablecloths, RED AND BLUE, Independence Day Napkins, and Independence Day Plates, and even those little shiny thingies you put on the tables. All that was missing was a couple of balloons hanging from the ceiling, which, I know, is the emoji I used. But if I had used the emoji for tablecloths, then you all would have thought we decorated the Dining Room with towels. 🤣
2. HSADCC Ate A SPECIAL Meal! 🍲
No, I am not talking about these.
Waiter: Here is your meal, sir. And your meal, Miss.
Customer #2: Yes, Thank –. Wait. There is nothing on my plate.
Customer #1: Yes, there is, Sweety. Look closer.
Customer #2: Ohhh! Won’t you lookie there…a shrimp, a piece of asparagus, and, urm…a RAW egg! Yum.
Waiter: Yes, ma’am. The egg is especially significant. It was plucked from our personal chickens.
Customer #2: Hmmm, I could have sworn I saw a truck deliver cartons of eggs to your restaurant earlier.
Waiter: Anyway, sir, your total will come to $175.63.
Customer #2: For WHAT?!
HSADCC Clients ate and enjoyed CHILI HOT DOGS, MIXED VEGETABLES, FRUIT, LEMONADE, AND…
3. HSADCC Clients Ate Homemade Brownies! 💩
And HOMEMADE BROWNIES! Yes, BROWNIES, not A PILE OF POO. Look very closely at the brownie. Do you notice it has a bright smile on its face?
Now look at this emoji. 💩
Notice that the smile on this emoji is slightly dimmed. This is because it knows it smells like…you know what.
4. Oops..I Did It Again! 😳
My Mother knows as well I do…I tend to make many mistakes. Well, I made one Friday. I am not going to elaborate because I do not want to taint your perception of me, but let us just say… You wouldn’t give a woman who looks as if she barely eats a buffet, and give a man who seems as if he could eat all day a plate with a shrimp, a piece of asparagus, and an egg. And that is exactly what I did. Everything worked out in the end. I should have been thanked, though, if you ask me. I made the Clients laugh, which would have made me more happy if they had not done so at me. 🤣
5. HSADCC Staff Played Some Jams! 🎶
The Lead Paraprofessional of HSADCC connected the Music Machine to her phone and played some real, deep, old – timey music. Or…ALL OF THE MUSIC THAT YOU ALL KNOW SO WELL. 🤣
6. …And Then HSADCC Clients Got FONKAY! 🕺💃
Yes, HSADCC Clients know how to get crunk. One of the Client’s dancing was so infectious, I could not contain myself. I ended up dancing along beside him, doing the Hustle to the Cupid Shuffle song. DON’T JUDGE ME. 🤣
7. Then I Recorded Everyone Getting FONKAY! 🤳
After I finished getting a little FONKAY myself, I recorded everyone else. You will be able to view these on our Facebook Page: @heavensentadultdaycarecenter and our Instagram Page: heaven_sent_adc.
8. HSADCC Clients Shot Fireworks! 🎆
Hmmm. Maybe I overshot this one. We did not necessarily shoot fireworks, you know? We had to be safe. But, we did shoot the confetti firecrackers, which were just as fun!
9. HSADCC Clients Watched Def Comedy Jam 25! 🤣
After the celbration came to a close, HSADCC Clients watched Def Comedy Jam 25. And yes, I used the emoji accurately. That movie had everyone rolling on the floor!
10. Tick – Tock On The Clock, And The Party Went Stop! ⏲️⌛
To accomodate for Independce Day, all HSADCC Clients and Stafff were sent home early. Each Client left saying, “Thank You. That was nice.” And me, “Finally, it’s over!” 🤣 No, I am just kidding. I had just as much fun as HSADCC Clients did.